Howdy all you corn-fed cuzzins! Just droppin a little reminder on you cats….The Tiki Oasis is this comin’ weekend! I’ll be jettin west for the gig in a few quick cliks of the clock….If you plan on fallin in, you gotta track me down and share a swig of joy juice with me! Don’t be makin’ with the bashful bit….what with all the hillbilly inbreedin…we’s probably related!
Howdy Hepcats! Toss a little Yee-Haw in with the Aloha!! The Tiki Oasis in San Diego is in the not too distant….( Aug 15 thru 18 )…and since this year’s theme is Hulabilly, I’ll shorely be droppin in on the hoedown that’s fixin to go down!! It’s guaranteed to be corn-fed crazy with a heapin helpin of kickapoo joy juice!! Throw a blanket over Bessie or hitch a mess of mules to the nearest buggy….this one is gonna be slicker than deer guts on a doorknob!
Howdy Summertime Swingers!! I don’t know where the mercury sits on your thermo-meter but mine’s plum about busted thru the tip-top, Pop! I gots to wear 2 pairs of kicks so’s I don’t scorch my little pigs on the blacktop, man! It’s so hot so early here I’ve gone to storin my skivvies in the icebox just so’s my niblets don’t catch flame!
Howdy Hepcats! It is I….your Royal Highness of Retro Hipness!! Plant yerselves real near and lend an ear….allow me to elucidate and pontificate on all the doins I have of late!! Well…It took me a solid month of days n nights to recover from Austin’s Lonestar Round-Up! That has got to be, hands down, the ring-a-ding-dinginest of all rockabilly gigs that ever was! Nuthin’ but Rat Rods, Pin-Up Pussycats, and Rockabilly Rebels as fer as the eyeball could peep! It was heaven right here on earth I tells ya!
Howdy all you rootin tootin buckaroos!!….I got a sack full of sorrys to drop on yer stoop! It’s been a whole heap of moons since I last laid the news on ya! I’ve had my head buried in my scribbles for the past month and just now got a breathin break! Any of you chicks n chucks ever been called up for Jury Duty? Man, that can be a real drag! Johnny Law spent 3 days tryin to whittle down our gang of 72 to an even dozen! I took every chance I could to chatter my hepcat patter!….them courthouse cats thought I fell completely off my nut!
Howdy Lovebirds….Wrap yer mittens around your kittens and git to smoochin, man! To help all you cats get in the mood for love I scribbled out a brand spanky new Valentine card!! Print it out and lay it on your honey so’s you can tango the night away and nudge each other into the hay! Love is a way-out wig, Pops!!
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