Howdy Flippies n’ Chippies…Hope you swell swingers are diggin’ a koo-koo nutty New Year! Man, I hit the hardwoods runnin’ with both ground-smashers spinnin’ like a whirly gig in a wind tunnel! Always plays out this way…At the year’s end I put lots of gigs on the back burner so’s I can make with the merry merry and the ho ho, and then come the first I got so many pots on the stove I need extry arms just to keep ‘em all stirred! OK…I ain’t got all day to sit here n’ flap my pie-chompers so lets hop to it shall we?
Howdy all you Holiday Hipsters! Just wanted to lay my new Christmas card on ya’ and thank all you Derek Art snobs for makin’ this year my best ever!! I been jugglin’ flamin’ chainsaws while walkin’ a tightrope over a pit of hungry jungle cats just to try and meet the ever-growin’ demand for my scribbles….I dig you Chicks n’ Chucks like mad, Dad! Thanks for ponying up the pesos and for makin’ with all the kindly lingo!
Howdy all you holiday hipsters! The Christmas clock is tickin’ like a
time bomb so you cats got to crack the whip on Rudolf if yer gonna’ stock up on yule logs n’ egg nogs! Also…it’s your last chance to snag my newest Derek art for all the hepcats and koo koo kittens on your shoppin’ list! Hop in a one-horse open sleigh and lay an order on me, like…TODAY!
Happy Thanksgivin’ Day! That time again to rev up your pie chompers and throw heaps of groceries down your necks! Hope all you cats dig a real gone gig this Thursday! Before the groggy turkey daze kicks in roll your good self over to Mr. Retro and peep two more new serigraphs that wail and are ready for sale! Why jump up at the early brights this Black Friday when you can cop an extra wagon full of Z’s and do all your holiday shoppin’ in your jammies!
Happy Fall you all!….Here’s wishin’ you cats n’ kittens a happy autumn! I’ve been hoppin’ like a jumpin’ bean on a trampoline!! Scratchin’ out oodles of doodles! And dig this…I got two new serigraphs to lay on ya’! Both of these beauts are now up n’ ready for sale at Mr. Retro…so quit laggin’ and stop draggin’ your wagon!! The holidays is loomin’ so git off your can, man and cross a few Bobs n’ Bettys off your shoppin’ list!
Howdy all you nutty ghouls n’ creepsters! Halloween is ridin’ up faster than a headless horseman at the Sleepy Hollow Kentucky Derby! I dig this time of year the most, Mr. Ghost!! Can’t wait to throw on my pretty princess costume and wig out all my neighbors….them cats are strictly squaresville, man!
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